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Sunday, November 23, 2008
  OMG A Marriage Proposal???
Salam semua… sorry for the long silence. Well, I mean, aku mmg hari2 ada kat Facebook, cuma nak update blog aje tak sempat. Dah tu pulak, last week aku dapat email yang meremangkan segala bulu ni…

HI DEAR,

HOW ARE YOU TODAY, PLEASE I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET EMBARRASSED ON READING THIS MAIL, I AM PAULO/30YRS/I LIVE IN MALAYSIA, AM AFRICAN BLACK.

I SAW YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR PICTURE IN IT (*) EVER SINCE THEN I CAN'T KEEP OFF MY EYES LOOKING AT YOU, EVEN THOUGH NOT KNOWING YOU IN PERSON, I MUST SAY THAT YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, ONLY SIGHTING IN YOUR PROFILE TELLS ME WHAT A SWEET PERSON YOU COULD BE, IF WHAT I COULD SEE AND WHAT I ANTICIPATE WILL BE TRUE AND REAL I SAY, YOU ARE THE ONLY THING I WANT IN MY WHOLE WORD. (word?)

DEAR, YOUR SUCCULENT BODY AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SHAPE (**) AND LOOKING AT YOUR PICTURE IS MUCH INVITING ME TO YOUR LIFE IF YOU WILL ALLOW, AM PRAYING TO GOD ALMIGHTY IF YOU ARE THE ONE FOR ME, LET NO OTHER MAN BE ABLE TO SEE YOU THE WAY I SEE YOU, I WILL LOVE YOU IF YOU ACCEPT ME AND I WILL GIVE MY HEART TO YOU, BUT I BELIEVE AND STAND IN CALLING A SPADE A SPADE AND GOING STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, I WOULD WANT US TO START A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE AIM OF ACTUALIZING A LIFETIME COMMITMENT (***) IF YOU DO THINK ALONG THAT LINE TOO.

HOWEVER, AM LEAVING IN KUALA LUMPUR MALAYSIA, AM LOOKING FORWARD TO RECEIVE A HEARTWARMING MASSAGE (massage???) FROM YOU AS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY DREAMS (****) NOW AND EVER. (*****)

BEST REGARD
PAULO
60166####### (wah, dia pakai Digi jugak!)
MY EMAIL ID paul$$$$$$@yahoo.com

Huyoh!

(*)
Untuk pengetahuan korang, profile picture aku untuk Friendster sejak berkurun lagi mmg gambar ni, so aku tak sure sama ada dia fikirkan muka aku ni cute/emo mcm Selma Blair aka Liz Sherman ataupun macho gila tapi merah mcm Hellboy.

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(**)
Bab ni pun aku tak sure, sama ada dia betul2 berminat dengan wanita kurus mcm Liz Sherman atau abang macho muscular mcm Ron Perlman. Ni yang aku confuse ni…

(***)
Gosh, how do I break this to my dear husband? I mean, gosh. Dah lama takde lelaki lain yang mencurahkan perasaan kat aku, but what the heck, aku tetap dengan prinsip jangan kacau rumahtangga orang lain, tapi kali ni… oh no…what should I do, what should I do?

(****)
Aku harap2 bukan mimpi basah.

(*****)
At this point, mamat ni mungkin terbayang yang aku akan mengejar dia di KLIA, ala2 Dian Sastro mengejar Nick Saputra di akhir filem Apa Ada Dengan Cinta? *mata dan hidung berair*

Sigh….
 
Comments:
"Dah lama takde lelaki lain yang mencurahkan perasaan kat aku..."

?!??
 
kah..kah..kahh...ko pun dpt gak? lawak betui kan? anyway, aku plak dpt satu mesej kat myspace aku. dia antara yg ada dlm friendlist la, tp aku x kenal dia pun. dia yg request friend, aku accept je. satu hari tu, aku online, tetibe je dpt mesej dia. mintak nak cium lah, apalah...dan ntah apa xxx lagi. gatal sungguh! ntah2 mandi wajib pun tak pass lagi! cilakak punya budak! hey, macam-macam kan?
 
Dude Masnawi: Am I supposed to see something here?

Nadia: Sebab tu aku malas dah nak bukak Friendster & MySpace. Utk Facebook pun, aku cuma add org2 yang aku kenal dan kenal aku aje.
 
biar betik kak?. hahahaha,macam-macam hal zaman skang punya hal ni.
 
dia tgk profile ko yg dlm FB tu ke?

..bukan ke profile pic ko tu dah 'jokerize'?

..maybe he's into some crazy clownsex shit.
 
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