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Being a Harry Potter fangirl in real life sucks. BIG TIME! Why? Sebab kau takde member yang boleh dibawak bercerita tentang dunia Harry, Hogwarts dan the whole wizarding world. Bah! Muggles!
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX (2007)
Date: 13 July 2007 (woo hoo lagi 10 hari ke birthday Dan Radcliffe yang ke 18!!!)
Time : 12.30 pm (I bought my tickets yesterday sebab tak larat nak rush2)
Venue : GSC, Berjaya Times Square
Kudapan : Mineral water + small caramel popcorn + mentos to combat the biggest evil of all- all day sickness
Watched it with : An invisible Frank Iero, hehe…
Note: Hari ni kali pertama budak usherer tu check beg plastic aku.
Dia: Kak, ni apa kat dalam plastik ni?
Aku: Err, air, kenapa?
Dia: Kak, air dari luar takleh bawak masuk ke dalam ni.
Aku: Huh? Air mineral pun takleh ke? Saya beli kat luar tadi.
Dia: Hah, ye ke, okay, okay.
Aku: (rasa nak bagi dia satu Stupefy spell. Apa dia ingat aku bawak Polyjuice Potion ke? Verita Serum?) *geleng kepala*
Well, aku malas nak tulis pepanjang sebab, well, as a huge Harry Potter fan, kau pasti dah a) baca buku dia yang tebal bagak macam batu bata tu, buat kali ke-18, b) dah tau serba sedikit tentang jalan cerita dan watak2nya sebab dah lupa berapa banyak trailer yang kau tengok sebelum nonton filem ni dan c) hehe… kau cuma nak tengok Harry kiss Cho, right? Admit it, muggle! Anyway, here’s some of my two sen for the film…
Harry: Well, hello horse-boy! Phew, this film is so full of sweaty and heavy-breathing, post-puberty Harry (and not to mention the close-ups of his neck, screaming ‘bite me!!!!’) I think I’m gonna have wet dreams nightmares! Emo Harry is angrier than in the previous movies. Blame it on hormones, blame it on the scar which was given by Voldy, but the boy who lived is back!
Bling-bling Dudders aka Dudley Dursley ~ Wassup, white boy? And I was a bit shocked with Aunt Petunia’s mini dress, like whoa! MILF!
Dolores Umbridge:
She’s oh-so-evil, also into cats (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Also into cats…
(For those of you who have no ideas what I’m talking about here, watch this Youtard video)
Seriously la, sekali pandang hiasan dinding bilik Prof Umbridge tu, aku terfikir “ZOMG!! Banyaknya blanks untuk buat cat macros!!! LOLCATS!!! I can has cheezburger pls ?
Hmmm… I wonder what the Centaurs did to her *think dirty happy thoughts*
The Weasleys
Ron : Kurang menonjol macam filem2 sebelumnya. Aku suka dia semakin protective towards Hermione. Sweet!
Fred & George : Seperti juga Dumbledore’s exit in style, aku suka babak terakhir kembar cute ni di Hogwarts.
Ginny: I can’t think of anything but “Kelly Clarkson!!”. Man, the resemblance is so uncanny.
Percy: Aku rasa by this time Percy semacam dah putus hubungan dengan keluarganya, sebab dah join Ministry of Magic. Kisahnya juga tak di elaborate dalam filem.
Snape + Lupin + Sirius in one room?!?! Bloody hell! This is what slashes are made of! *squee!*
Occlumency session between Snape and Harry – just like what I’ve imagined. And I can totally understand his feelings when Harry spoke highly of his father, only to discover that James Potter is actually an arrogant bully. Babak ni menaikkan lagi saham Snape dalam buku aku (I mean, apart from being this emo teacher with cool trenchcoat).
Luna Lovegood & Nymphadora (“Don’t call me Nymphadora!”) Tonks ~ Argh!! I love these two babes!!! Heh, kalau la Tonks yang jadi kakak ipar Ron, instead of Fleur, alangkah bestnya.
Neville Longbottom is no longer Nerdville yang dorky, weak dan selalu menjadi bahan ejekan. In fact, sejak aku tau yang mak bapaknya (yang dulu merupakan antara anggota asal the Order of the Phoenix) masuk St Mungo dek kena Crucius spell oleh Bellatrix Lestrange, aku rasa dia dah setaraf Harry, ooops, this is as per Half Blood Prince okay, next round boleh discuss. And (physically) speaking about Bellatrix Lestrange, aku rasa ada similarity dengan watak Marla Singer dari filem Fight Club, maybe sebab dedua scary looking.
Voldy in Armani!!! Fitch in uhm, inquisitor uniform!! Dunno about you, tapi aku rasa sejak filem GoF, Fitch boleh jadi resident pak lawak Hogwarts, instead of this feared caretaker of Hogwarts. Funny bits ~ shaking the picture frame and tertidur sambil makan masa tunggu depan pintu bilik Room of Requirement di mana Dumbledore’s Army sedang berlatih.
Draco & The Malfoys
Lucius is the bad-a$$ here, dan aku rasa that makes up for the appearance of Draco yang cuma sekejap tu. And I personally think my fave pureblood wizard boy dah tak sejahat macam dulu dan kemunculannya hanya mengundang gelak drp penonton (esp masa babak bunga api Fred & George tu). Oh ya, sapa perasan kemunculan Lucius Malfoy dalam topeng Death Eater tu ada iras2 Darth Vader? Serius, man, aku dah nak terjerit “Vader!” dalam panggung. Is it just me or did Sirius said "Good work James!" kepada Harry, masa battle ngan Lucius (?) kat MoM tu?
The Ministry of Magic – all that I can say is FUCKIN AWESOME!!! Masa baca buku tu, seriously, aku tak sangka diorang akan buat MoM semajestik ni, I mean, aku bayangkan bangunan yang usang macam Hogwarts, kusam and whatnot, tapi serius, aku memang impressed! Aku rasa Quidditch World Cup dalam GoF pun tak membuat rahang aku jatuh camni. Oh, and Azkaban too! And speaking of Quidditch, haha, nasib baik takde! Tapi aku a bit pissed sebab takde scene kat St Mungo’s Hospital. Tak cukup budget kot?
Damn. I could go on and on when it comes to Harry Potter. Apa pun aku bagi filem ni ****/*****.
Kudos to David Yates yang berjaya menterjemahkan buku bagak 766 muka surat ni kepada 168 minit yang sangat menyeronokkan!
PS: Pemeriuk Berbulu adalah nama manja HP bagi kami kat rumah, hehe...
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