HP Remakes We Wanna See. Or Not.
Bring it on, mamacita !
Harry & The Chocolate Factory
Harry Potter uses his magical skills to find the golden ticket and got invited by one Willy Wonka, a Michael-Jackson lookalike, to his gigantic chocolate factory. Strange enough, nobody has ever heard from him since. (Idea from Nickelodeon.com)
Lord Voldemort cuts off Harry’s ear and doused him with gasoline, to the tune of ‘Stuck In The Middle With You’. (Idea from theonion.com). And yeah, the F-word is used 146 times, thanks to Mr QT.
Super Size Me : Hogwarts Edition
Morgan Spurlock and his crew harassed the house-elfs in Hogwarts kitchen. Questions may include the calories of pumpkin juices, as well as interviews with a few of Hogwarts students on what they’re having for lunch.
The Dark Lord : (Phish, Phosh) Harry, I AM your father.
HP : (A rather cheesy ) Nooooooooooo……!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
British Pie : Third Base
Dumbledore caught Harry doing something ‘nasty’ with a pumpkin pie. Ron, on the other hand, is attracted to older women, in the form of Malfoy’s mom. Also featuring a foreign exchange student, who looked stunningly awesome in a light blue swimming suit…
The Boy With The Golden Wand
Think Goldmember, at age 14. The Fook Me-Fook You twins are replaced by a much sexier version of Fred & George. Yeah baby !
Tagline : One (specky) wizard boy, One (specky) Malay mama, An unbelievable love story.
We all know the story so far. The sequel (directed by the ever-so-graceful Yasmin Ahmad), featured an uncut bubble bath scene between the two protagonists (and a horny female ghost) as well as loads of ‘berkemban’ scenes. Loads of ‘em….
Labels: Films, Harry Potter