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Monday, June 20, 2005
  Imobiliti Dalam Erti Kata Sebenar
Aku ada pengakuan nak dibuat.
Aku tak boleh drive,
Walaupun aku dah ada lesen penuh.
Dan tak lupa renew tiap2 tahun.
Betul juga kata Arwah Firul,
(Tahun ni genap 9 tahun dia meninggalkan aku
dan kawan2 lain, al Fatihah)
“Doing accounting or maths is just like driving.
Or having sex.
Practice, practice,practice.”
Oh yes, I did take his advice.
I did practice my accounts, my maths
And the other one, ala, no need la…
(I’m a natural ;-))
But still, aku tak practice driving
Macam adik2 aku
Yang dah mahir parking, naik bukit atau memotong
Di jalan2 bandar atau jalan kampung
Tapi aku
Setakat ni cuma tahu
Menghidupkan enjin Proton Wira Abah Ikmal
Di waktu pagi sebelum ke pejabat
And doomed to take the LRT, bus and monorel
For the rest of my life (?)
*sigh *
Kalau ditakdirkan dunia dipenuhi zombie
Macam Dawn of the Dead
Atau 28 Days Later
Nescaya, akulah orang pertama dijangkiti
(sebab aku tak kuat lari)
dan mungkin mati dibunuh
hero dan heroin kita
Sebab dah dijangkiti
Dan takde peluang untuk hidup
Atau pulih kembali…

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Kelakar baca entri Zack ni. Tapi in my opinion kan, there're certain things that we naturally can't do. Regardless of how hard we practice. Buatlah macam nak gila pun, kita tetap susah nak buat.

Even kalau cakap pasal s*x. Most people take it for granted. We tend to assume that everyone is natural when it comes to simple-natural thing like this. But believe me, there're people who need professional help untuk benda gini. Tu pun, masih tak boleh nak perform walaupun hanya tahap F. Anyway, jangan salah sangka pula. I'm not talking abt myself here! :)

So, driving ni pun cam tu juga. Saya rasa, ada orang yang memang susah kut. My sister yang sorang tu pun sama juga. Ada lesen tak boleh nak drive. Bukan fobia ke apa. But she simply can't (or may be don't hv enough inner 'drive' to drive!). Dia dah 20 tahun ada lesen (cam mana boleh lulus tak tau ler!), tapi sampai sekarang pakai dreber. Yang kelakar dan bengap tu - every time lesen dia mati, dia dengan tekunnya pi renew kat JPJ. 20 tahun bayar lesen for nothing! Kakak saya tu lagi teruk dari Zack. Hidupkan enjin kerata pun tak pernah! Buang karan, kan? :)
 
Rem, mungkin kau juga tertanya2 camne aku boleh lulus, kan? Aku pun hairan gila. I mean, that's the only time aku pegang stereng keta - masa belajar driving dan masa driving test (dua2 pun guna Kancil).

S*x? hehe,no komen. Nanti ada org marah. N'way, cuma nak bagi tau, you can gain lotsa knowledge if u know where to seek...
 
heheh, sama la kite
 
Hey Fadz, sama le kita apa? Part driving ke, part s*x tu? hehe..;-)
 
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