Make mine hot, black and rich please. :)

Hari tu bermimpi.
Aku jumpa Enche’ Obama.
Dia tanya aku
“Hey beautiful,
want something hot and black inside you?”
Aku terperanjat.
“But, but, Enche President…
Macam mana dgn Mak Cik Michelle?
Macam mana dgn saya?
I’m a married woman, Enche President.
I, I just can’t…” *hangs head in shame*
He said “Duh!”
“I was talking about this yo.”



Ah, Obama blend.



Well, as they say, over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demitasse, it is the perfect democrat. (~Author Unknown).



Sejak serangan ke atas Palestin, aku dah tak ke Starbucks dah.
Memang la banyak alternative lain kat sini; ada Gloria Jeans, Coffee Bean, tapi aku rasa, in terms of taste, none can beat Starbucks’ Caramel Macchiato. And not to mention the service la. Mcm pagi nih, aku beli the usual caramel coffee kat Gloria Jeans...

Aku : Dik, ada extra sugar tak?
Budak pempuan barista : Kak, kopi tu kan dah manis dah, letak caramel tadi.

Like, HELLO MOM!
Sukati aku la kalau nak letak extra sugar pun.
Buah pinggang aku, kau peduli apa?

Ah well.